For fuck’s sake. (Eggs and Tubes included.)
I play Risk online. You should play Risk online with me.
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=597536
That’s my profile. Be my friend and play Risk with me because it’s good for your brains.
Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
If Tumblr shuts down someday, I just want say to all my followers:
The last one killed me

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Turning Children’s Drawings to Toys by Child’s Own Studio
Remember all that crazy shit you drew as a kid? True story: when I was but a wee lad I was fond of drawing bones with wings on them. There was a whole family of them. Why? Who the hell knows, kids are weird! But how awesome would have been if a cool company like this existed: where they take children’s drawings and convert them to real world toys. Maybe one day my Flying Bones with faces can get the same treatment. Check out tons more at their flickr
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“The Etiquette Lesson: There are things we all should and should not do. Save lives versus taking them, preserve evidence as opposed to destroying it… well, you get the idea. And now, lessons in politeness and appropriateness from Captain America and Deadpool…” - Baby’s First Deadpool Book.
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01:17
life is sad.
people die,
people leave.
your life gets better,
while the world gets worse.
people with power
always want more
and the people without,
struggle.
the things in the dark
are still there
when you close your eyes
and nothing in this world
will ever make you feel
like a new man
and the world
keeps on turning
as if nothing
has ever
happened.
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“Eff Ell See Ell”
I just watched all of FLCL again yesterday, and I forgot how much I enjoyed it. It sucks that it’s so short, but between the music and the outright insanity of the whole thing, it’s awesome and inspiring.
[Available @ RedBubble]
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Invariably, once inside the hospital, the player will encounter monsters manifested by the town which resemble malformed, disfigured nurses.
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